Archive for year 2012

Antidisestablishmentarianism – Easier Done Than Said

Today is Friday and we realize that we’ve been neglecting our sworn duties on this blog. To have at least one day of insanity a week. Today is your lucky day!

In January we had a guest poster who regaled us with endless, torturous amounts of cat images. You’d think we’d have learned our lesson but we haven’t. Today’s post has been written by our dear friend Wy Ree. For some reason, we call him Wire.

Before we let ol’ Wire have a go on the blog, we’d like to share with you a video we found. We post this with our not so fond memories of Ketteh.

Thank you, thank you, Chopped Liver! It’s great to be able to add to your great site with all the great images! And on a Friday, which is just… great. I’m actually feeling great about posting to your fine, loyal readers. Let’s get started with this first image. Someone’s not having a great time! Oops! And that, kiddies, is how we make peanut butter!

But perhaps a close shave is better. Just don’t get too *loopy* when you’re doing it!

This one makes me *wax* poetic. It really *conducts* the emotions so well. *Ohm*!

You know, some things here are a little *shocking*. But don’t get all *tied up in knots* about it or *bent out of shape*.

Sorry, but there’s no *match* for this image!

Now there’s being sad and then there’s *crying over spilled milk*. I guess he couldn’t *resist*.

Well, now we know which left first! This is *egg-zactly* the kind of tragedy we don’t want to see.

And here’s another way to do the *electric slide*.

Ok…. I’ve been told “gack!” that these puns are deadly to the blog. “Gargle!” and I have to stop. But do you know what’s really deadly? When good oranges go bad. It’s just not *a-peeling* at all!

You know, it’s not just women who can be ruled by chocolate!

**** We interrupt this blog post to strangle our guest writer. Please enjoy this lovely wedding image in the meantime.*******

“Ahem” Ah yes, I can see how my puns can ruin a perfectly good HUMOUR BLOG!!! Just like these cupcakes, sometimes blogs need that extra *sprinkle and sparkle*!!!

**** Dear Readers, please turn away while we deal with Wire. He clearly needs a stronger message.******

Right. Ok. No puns. So… when life hands you plastic lemons, lock the door. How’s that?

Yeah, it didn’t *light a fire* in me either!

“Ack! Gargle! Gack!”

*** We apologize for this blog post but due to technical difficulties we have to go off the air… RIGHT NOW!****

 

Five Out of Four People Can’t Do Fractions

It’s hard to beat 88mph.

Most people move slower. Or stay in one place.

Not always a good thing.

See? What did I tell ya?

Every have one of those days where you just feel stupid? There’s a gun for that.

And a cake. No, wait. That’s not stupid, that’s just hung over. Moving along…

I once read that there’s no such thing as coincidence.

I also heard that cats make good pets.

And that the best things in life are free.

They are.

Unattended Children will be given an Espresso and a Free Puppy

Well, it’s hump day and what better way to ring it in than with a deep thought.

Hump day always means it’s time to get ready for the weekend. To plan the fun stuff.

And maybe practice it a bit.

Get out and see the world.

Or not.

Maybe it’s better just to stay in and surf the net. Yeah.

Because life without internet access is not worth living. It ranks right there above smoking as most important.

Stuff I learned from the internet includes making crafts….

Why Santa seems to have disappeared altogether….

Slow motion fencing. I’d totally… ok probably… win in this fight.

How to decorate a cake. And bring joy to many people.

But my favourite internet activity is stalking Chuck Norris. And apparently I’m not alone in this.

Life without the internet would be… just…. yeah… unimaginable.

Sports People can Avoid the Pain of Defeat by Wearing Comfortable Shoes

Do you ever wake up and think you should just stay in bed? Or perhaps you get that feeling later on in the day. Shoulda just stayed in bed. Yup.

Because there are things out there you can’t unsee… can’t undo. Can’t squish. Better to avoid them in the first place.

Sometimes being oblivious is possible. Sometimes you can bring it on. This gives “trip” a whole new meaning.

My eyes! My eyes!

All I can say is, gravity always wins in the end. ‘Nuff said.

Hey you! Pay attention!

Because sometimes paying attention now can save you problems later.

And now for something completely different.

Let’s talk about dogs. The good.

The bad.

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The OMG!!!

And that’s a wrap for today!

The Best Way to a Man’s Heart is to Saw his Breastplate Open

Long weekends in Canada can be so amazing. Wait for it.

The street parties.

The mayhem.

As usual, the troops were out in full force to keep the peace.

Today was Family Day in Ontario. Where the government has decreed that we must spend time with our families. And the kids stayed home from school to make it a long weekend.

And they basically vegged. Oh, we tried being creative but I dunno, there’s not much imagination here.

The kids found new lows in boredom.

Until we took them out for fun.

Because it seems like everyone else was having new and awesome kinds of fun.

Check it out!

Fun.

Ok, not so much fun here.

Yay, Family Day. Is it over yet?

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