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This is Not the Post You’re Looking For
Need a hand?
This is not the movie you’re looking for.
Winter’s over! Run outside before summer ends and don’t forget your shorts!
And Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
Now you know.
Is it Friday yet?
So, tell me how you really feel….
At this point, maybe we should rethink bacon overuse. Yes, there can be too much bacon.
Run! Run far away right now.
I’ve got nuthin’!
This is where snow comes from! Anyone who enjoys it, is cruel!
The end.
Operation Fix Teddy
This is the reason we must keep Teddy in the refrigerator.
Happy Hump Day!
This should really be a holiday because if you’re like me, you need a break right about now.
Sometimes it’s good to do the fun things in life.
Rather than the same old boring job.
Dealing with the same douches day in and day out. How are those TPS Reports coming along?
But one can only wish for better things.
But from time to time, it’s worth looking at the bigger picture. Thinking about the world and shit like that.
Squirrel!
We all pay our dues in one form or another.
Sometimes deliciously.
And sometimes with stupid.
So go out and be strong.
Reach out and grab what you deserve in life.
Live every moment like it’s your last.
And enjoy this fabulous Hump Day.
Yeah, Butt.
One does not equal the other. I don’t care what you say.
And this sentiment? Not so good.
And this scent? Not so good too.
Let’s just spend time watching sex tapes together.
Because life can be shit.
The trick is to know when to laugh and when to poop.
And when to run.
Who wants same old same old anyway?
You know what I’m saying. It’s all crap.
Is it just me or do you see a banana with wheels too?
Equal opportunity strikes again!
Let’s just sit back and see where this goes.
